Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajnikanth can build a snowman... out of rain.
Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on..................he turns the dark off.
When Rajnikanth looks in the mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one can fool Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
When you say 'no one is perfect', Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajnikanth counted to infinity.....twice.
When Rajnikanth does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.
Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajnikanth does not get frostbite. He bites frost.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajnikanth grinds the coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Thousands of years ago, Rajnikanth came upon a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendants now have white hair.
Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajnikanth can build a snowman... out of rain.
Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on..................he turns the dark off.
When Rajnikanth looks in the mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one can fool Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
When you say 'no one is perfect', Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajnikanth counted to infinity.....twice.
When Rajnikanth does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.
Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajnikanth does not get frostbite. He bites frost.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajnikanth grinds the coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Thousands of years ago, Rajnikanth came upon a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendants now have white hair.
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