Wish I'd got these for my birthday...

Dear Blank Please Blank

Dear Osama,

Should've worn stripes...

Sincerely, Waldo.

Dear Osama,

Thanks for returning the cloak...

Sincerely, H. Potter.

Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, students everywhere.

Dear people whos cars have been stolen,

10% of car theives are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. There's a 10% chance that a polar bear took your car.

Sincerely, logic.

Dear elbow,

I didn't want to touch you anyway...

Sincerely, tongue.

Dear everyone,

SORRY FOR MAKING YOU YELL IN YOUR HEAD!

Sincerely, caps lock.

Dear parents,

Thanks for passing by the TV at only the most awkward and inappropriate moments of the movie.

Sincerely, uncomfortable teen.

Dear doorbell on TV,

You really think that's funny, don't you?

Sincerely, dogs of the house.

Dear person who just called me,

I literally called you back within two seconds of missing the call. What did you do, hang up and throw your phone out the window?

Sincerely, annoyed.

Dear animal shelter commercials,

Why are you taking a video of a puppy shivering in the rain?

Sincerely, why don't YOU do something!?

Dear China,

Where are your toys made?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear person who decided "lisp" would have an "s" in it,

You thuck.

Sincerely, perthon witha lithp.

Dear person next to me in class,

Please write bigger.

Sincerely, didn't study.

Dear mom,

Why is it that when I do something wrong, it's my fault, but if I do something right, it's because you raised me so well?

Sincerely, not fair.

Beautiful Rings

[Reminds me of HP for some reason].

Dear Blank Please Blank

Since I've started loving DBPB [see my buzz] I've decided to do a post on the best Dear Blanks.

Dear Americans,

Not all terrorists are Muslim.

Sincerely, annoyed terrorist

Dear Lady Gaga,

What do you actually look like?

Sincerely, I can't tell.

Dear educated and skilled Titanic engineers,

Seriously?

Sincerely, Noah.

Dear Cyclops,

Do you blink or wink?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear "Recycle Bin",

Recycling what exactly?

Sincerely, I don't see my deleted pictures coming back out as rainbows.

Dear Google Translator,

Please add an Aristotle to English translation option.

Sincerely, what does this even mean?!

Dear spellcheck,

Sincerely, I have no time for your nonsense, this paper is due in an hour.

Dear Pringles  consumer,

              Our cans are designed that way for a reason...

Sincerely, if your hand doesn't fit, then it's time to stop.

Dear hair,

Here's the plan, I stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you just automatically look gorgeous everyday.

Sincerely, fed up girls.

Dear autotune,

Thanks for the career.

Sincerely, Disney channel stars.

Dear infant me,

You were cute, what happened?

Sincerely, teenage me.

Dear Snow White,

Seriously, no one gets excited enough to sing and dance about cleaning the entire house.

Sincerely, the world.

Smiling, Laughing or Yelling?